so if you look for pictures of “laying on side” in google images, your first results will be
which cracked me up since i just wanted like someone casually resting or sleeping on their side for reference. once again, google images has compelled me
ew, you’ve seen yourself naked? you’re such a slut
evrhyone reblog this so that ALL of TUMVLR CAN SEE THIS!!!!!
on november 31st lets all flap our arms outside!! (EVERYONE!!!) and then we all jump and fart at the same time and the simoutanious fart will push everyone off the face of the earth and we can ALL fly togethr to a new planet and MIGRATE in one big flock. lets leave this nerd dump
knowing someone’s middle name is power
if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.